{"id":215,"date":"2014-08-05T16:49:28","date_gmt":"2014-08-05T21:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyfleet.com\/blog\/?p=215"},"modified":"2020-03-23T05:33:22","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T10:03:22","slug":"future-human-hygiene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyfleet.com\/blog\/future-human-hygiene\/","title":{"rendered":"Future Human Hygiene"},"content":{"rendered":"

What Is The Average Hygienic Regime Of A Typical Human In The 33rd Century?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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More or less there’s virtually no tedious set of cleansing practices necessary to maintain health nor personal allure.\u00a0 All cleansing inside, and out is handled by nanobots, and\/or genetically engineered bacteria that go so far as to emit pleasant odors that can be programmed wirelessly. Since we have immortals that are centuries old some people have nanobots while younger people have only the genetically engineered bacteria.\u00a0 Most people have both.<\/p>\n

Nobody brushes their teeth, flosses or uses mouth wash in the future.\u00a0 Firstly, the food we eat may appear to be meat, dairy, or junk food but in fact it’s a perfectly engineered fuel that’s the equivalent to a perfect vegetarian diet.\u00a0 So there’s no sugar, or other bad things, to cause dental issues.\u00a0 The good GM bacteria, or nanobots, in our mouths destroy all bad bacteria leaving a minty fresh smell behind. Some prefer a time delayed minty, or other taste, as well.\u00a0 Quite a few people don’t even eat anymore.\u00a0 They swallow food pills, or use a needle-less injection device to deliver nutrients to the body.\u00a0 The goal someday is to eliminate the need to eat as we strive to reach our goal of being living Gods.<\/p>\n

As for cleansing the skin some people still take a bath, and shower for enjoyment.\u00a0 Although, this usually takes place in holographic simulators since most people don’t have bathrooms anymore. Nanobots, and\/or good bacteria clean the skin along with emitting any desired aroma through computerized programming.\u00a0 This means no deodorant is needed.\u00a0 Sweat actually emits a good odor.<\/p>\n

The hands are continually being freed of any undesirable bacteria, or viruses via nanobots and GM bacteria.\u00a0 However our society is quite sterile in general, and even if there was some bad bacteria that would get into our bodies, via our hands touching our face, the immune systems are too strong for us to get sick.<\/p>\n

The same goes for washing hair which stops growing at a programmed length.\u00a0 It only needs to be cut if you wish to go shorter at some point.\u00a0 In addition hair styles will snap back into place thanks to nanobots manipulating the hair shafts, or those with genetically modified hair that is programmed to a certain style. Body hair can also be programmed but genetic engineering has left most people free of most body hair so there’s no need to shave, or wax.\u00a0 Facial hair on men can be programmed to any desired length.\u00a0 Most however have a clean shaven, or even waxed look.<\/p>\n

Nails don’t require clipping as they stop growing at a certain length.\u00a0 Women rarely grow their nails long but can if they program them to do so.\u00a0 Generally though holographic nails are used for special occasions.\u00a0 Holographic hair has also been utilized for costume parties.\u00a0 Mini wearable holo projectors make this possible.<\/p>\n

Urination rarely occurs since our bodies are 100% efficient.\u00a0 Only if excessive liquids are consumed.\u00a0 Even then it comes out as mostly clear water.\u00a0 Again hygiene in the genital areas are taken care of by our microscopic friends.\u00a0 In addition women no longer have menstrual cycles.\u00a0 They still can get pregnant the old fashioned way but thanks to genetic engineering we’ve eliminated the ridiculously unnecessary monthly blood bath!<\/p>\n

Last but certainly not least is the humiliatingly filthy act of producing excremental waste product like a common animal.\u00a0 Centuries ago we took the first steps of separating us from our ape ancestors, and eliminated the need to eliminate solid waste thanks to our 100% efficient digestive systems along with the perfect diet.\u00a0 At this point most humans, and extraterrestrials for that matter don’t even have an anal opening.\u00a0 They’re born with only a natural smooth crease in between the buttocks.\u00a0 Many of the older immortals had their unsavory opening surgically sewn up ending this most nasty chapter in human history.\u00a0 Naturally the androids have never had such a thing, and would look upon human oddly for their need to use a toilet.\u00a0 You would be hard pressed to find a toilet anywhere except in a museum which is where they belong!<\/p>\n

Everyone in the 33rd century is squeaky clean, disease free, and sweet smelling as should be expected for Animal-God hybrids who have attained a Utopian society.\u00a0 Those of you who are already unknowingly immortal, thanks to future technology, you may very well get to partake in this future of perfectly self-cleansed beautiful bodies!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What Is The Average Hygienic Regime Of A Typical Human In The 33rd Century? More or less there’s virtually no tedious set of cleansing practices necessary to maintain health nor personal allure.\u00a0 All cleansing inside, and out is handled by nanobots, and\/or genetically engineered bacteria that go so far as to emit pleasant odors that…
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